Essay Prompt: “How have your personal experiences informed your understanding of the human condition?”

This is going to be a fun one. Hopefully my response is involving enough to get my friend into the nation’s top pharmacy school.

Met some folks from the next level organic chemistry class… Things they taught me today:

  • Oxygen is a selfish lover. It wants all other atoms to detach from each other and come to it.
  • Hydrogen is a hoebag with low self-esteem who will hook up with an atom that already has three other Hydrogens.
  • Lady Boron ain’t going anywhere because it’s usually surrounded by three hot atoms
  • If another Bromine is entering a Carbon from the backside, the Bromine in the front will be a real broski and back off to give them their space.

I suppose I am strange. I wish to do many unpleasant things in life. I want to be tased. I want to be shot. I want to break my bones. I want a relentless addiction. I want to overdose. I want to nick an artery. I want someone to shatter me into a million pieces. Again. I want my heart to stop beating for just a little while. I want to hit the rock bottom of rock bottoms. Just to prove I can get back up; unphased, unchallenged, and that much stronger.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

“I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now”

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Turning up the music so loud when the blaring pauses my heart feigns absence. Loud enough that when the beat drops, the speakers crackle ever so slightly. My dashboard’s shaking and I’m in an almost meditative state, weaving through the giant anthill of freeway traffic. I have officially mastered the art of not giving a fuck. I can feel the bass pulsating through the car, finding my back and crawling up my spine. For now, the rhythm of this song will carry me through. Without it, my soul knows no steady pace.

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Awesome moment when you find that awesome mix tape you made when you were awesome.

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fuckyeahdementia:

Everyday

fuckyeahdementia:

Everyday

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Ground control to Major TomCommencing countdown…engines…on!

I wants one.

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